Sunday, July 6, 2014

White Water in Magnolia, New Jersey

Mayor  Betty-Anne  Cowling-Carson  will  like  this  one.  So  will  you  folks  in  the  Police  Department.

When  my  wife  Rise`  and  I  first  moved  to  Magnolia  in  1982,  somebody  --  Joe  Conway  on  our  street,  Jackson  Avenue ?  --  led  a  large  Otter  Branch  Creek / Alberston  Park  Clean-up  campaign.  Dozens  of  people  converged  on  Albertson  Park  with  heavy  gloves,  heavy-gauge  trash  bags,  and  car-powered winches.  I  never  forgot  that  effort.  I  thought,  "How  timely!  How  noble!"

Since  that  time,  I  and  my  family  have  loved  Albertson  Park  and  Otter  Branch  Creek.  We  had  a  birthday  party  there  once,   under  the  pavilion,   for  my  aunt,  the  nun,  who  was  the  President  of  the  Dominican  Order  of  Nuns  in  the  Western  Hemisphere.  Once  when  I  was  buying  milk  at  One  Stop  Shop  at  Evesham  and  East  Atlantic,  a  big  turtle   was  crossing  the   parking  lot  behind  my  car.    I  quickly  picked  it  up  and  took  it  to  Albertson  Park  to  keep  it  from  becoming  road  kill.

Recently,  Rise`  noticed  that  when  it  was  pouring  cats  'n'  dogs  during  a  terrifying  thunderstorm,  when  I  went  out  for  milk  to  Wawa,  I  was  gone  way  too  long.

"Where  were  you?"  she  asked  in  her  wifely  fashion  when  I  finally  returned.

"To  tell  the  truth,"  I  answered,    "I  drove  down  to  Albertson  Avenue  just  past  the  borough  hall  and  parked  on  the  little  bridge  over  the  conduit   comprising  the  source  of  Otter  Branch  Creek  in  Albertson  Park,  walked  down  the  embankment,  and  enjoyed  the  torrential  flow  into  the  park,  cleaning  every  molecule  of  pollution  out  of  Albertson  Park.  It  was  really,  really  neat.   Who  ever  thinks  of  Magnolia  as  having  'white  water'?   Magnolia  has  it  now,  at  this  moment."

Contrary  to  my  expectations,  Rise`  appreciated  what  I  did,  rather  than  just  laugh.    And  so,  since  that  time,  every  day  it's  raining  like  holy  hell  in   Magnolia,  I  run  to  my  car,  and  drive  down  to  Albertson  Park,   and  watch  --  and  enjoy  --  Magnolia's  "white  water."


Otter  Branch  Creek
In  Albertson  Park?