Tuesday, April 25, 2017

I NEEDED A GYNECOLOGIST FOR MY EAR

Years  ago,  the  virulent  disease  MRSA  entered  our  house.  I  was  last  in  the  family  to  get  it.  It  nearly  killed  me.  The  powerful  antibiotics  given  to  me  at  the  hospital  to  save  my  life  killed  every  germ  in  my  body.  When  that  happens,  it  opens  the  floodgates  for  mold  infections  --  unaffected  by  antibiotics.  Suddenly,  I  had  a  wicked  ear  infection.

Dr.  Todd  Schachter,  DO,  our  family  doctor,  referred  me  to  an  ear,  nose  and  throat  specialist  in  Voorhees,  New  Jersey.  The  latter  doctor's  treatment  dragged  on  and  on  and  on,  for  week  after  week.  I'd  come  in   for  my  appointment,  shell-out  my  deductible,  bend  my  head  sideways  for  carefully-administered  eardrops,  and  go  home  with  cotton  in  my  ears  and  a  prescription  for  ear  drops  at  home.

When  this  went  on  for  3  months,  I  became  suspicious.  Was  the  ears,  nose  and  throat  specialist  just  running  up  the  tab?  I  had  listened  carefully  when  he  said  that  I  had  a  Candida  albicans  infection  in  my  ear  --  a  common  yeast  infection.  I  checked  the  label  on  my  ear  drops  --  the  concentration  of  anti-yeast  medication  was  1%  of  that  if  my  wife's  vaginal  medication.  I  thought,  "WHAAAAAAT?"

So,  I  put  a  single  dab  of  vaginal  yeast  medication  of  a  cotton  swab,  spread  the  medication  in  my  ear  canal,  and  slept  on  it.

The  next  day,  my  Candida  infection  was  cured.

One  day  after  that,  I  had  my  appointment  with  the  ear,  nose  and  throat  specialist.  "Huh!"  he  said  as  he  examined  me,  "Your  infection's  all  gone!  How?"  As  though  he  knew  that  it  shouldn't  have  been.

When  I  told  Dr.  Schachter  the  story,  he  burst  out  laughing  and  said,   "I  should  have  referred  you  to  a  gynecologist."

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