The other night, I heard on conservative talk radio how researchers had happened on evidence that former first lady Hillary Rodham Clinton and the DNC had paid researchers millions of dollars to dig up dirt on President Trump.
Because I like to tease Rise` on such things, I went to her and said, "Ah-HAH! They caught Hillary paying to develop testimony in a secret dossier on Trump!"
"Oh, yeah?" she answered. "What makes it 'secret'?"
"Well," I responded, "the Inquirer called it a 'dossier,' and dossiers aren't 'dossiers' unless they are secret, or, well, files aren't 'dossiers' unless they are secret, or, well, secrets aren't 'dossiers' unless they are files, or something like that.
"In any event, I tried to read the Inquirer article of the subject, and it's impenetrable. It's completely Byzantine. Even the participants won't understand what they did wrong. My guess is that someone BAD did something BAD so that the article accuses them of doing BAD things, something like that.
"Secret dossiers have to be read and worked on in dark basements by the light of dirty lanterns, otherwise they stop being secret dossiers. That's the rule. So, I imagine that that is what Hillary Rodham Clinton and the DNC were caught doing. DISGRACEFUL! And, in any event, I found this recording of what appears to be Hillary Rodham Clinton lurking in the dark, doing research on her secret dossier on President Trump ..."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViOmvnY2JTU
At a couple of points the "narrator" sounds like he is yelling, "HILLARY! I LOVE YOU!" Listen carefully.
Apparently, a number of people did not know that this was tongue-in-cheek. The film makers were a couple of guys looking for a legendary witch in India. They thought that the witch was real. One would think that the nonsensical tone of my narrative made it clear that the whole thing was a spoof. I thought it was cool that the frightened Hindi-speakers' words sounded like, "Hillary, I love you!"
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