I posted this one more than a year ago. I think that most looked at it because they thought that the title indicated that I was leaving Rise`. Nothing could be further from the truth. It's just about leaving the house for the day to go to work or some other place. It's about the funny ways we sometimes say goodbye to each other.
(1) Sometimes when I leave the house, I'll shout out to Rise`, "BRING UNDERWEAR !!!"
What that refers to is if I get raptured -- taken up to God in Heaven -- while I am out, so that all the police can find, when they finally come to look for me, is my clothes lying on top of my shoes, Rise` should rush over with clean underwear and switch them in for the worn underwear in the pile.
(2) Peter to Rise`, as he is leaving the house for the day: "YOU'RE REALLY SOMETHING !!!"
Rise` in response: "BUT YOU DON'T KNOW WHA-A-A-AT !!!"
"Wha-a-a-at" has to be pronounced in a Jewish way, the way Richard Lewis, the "Prince John" character in "Robin Hood, Men in Tights" would pronounce it.
(3) Peter to Rise`, as he is leaving the house for the day: "YOU'RE SUCH A TREASURE !!!"
Rise` in response: "JUST DON'T BURY ME !!!"
(4) Peter to Rise` as Rise` is leaving to go somewhere by herself: "DON'T FORGET, IF SOMEONE TRIES TO GRAB YOU AND DO THINGS TO YOU, KEEP REPEATING, 'STOP! DON'T!' AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN."
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