Tuesday, September 29, 2015

METEORITES SLAMMING INTO MAGNOLIA

In  March,  1982,  my  wife  Rise`  and  I  moved  into  Magnolia,    into  the  Myers'  Dutch  colonial  on  Warwick  Road  at  Jackson  Avenue,  across  Warwick  Road  from  the  driveway  leading  down  to  the  Little  League  Ballfield  and  to  Vaughn  Heating  &  Air  Conditioning.

In  the  years  that  followed,    my  main  exercise  was  long  night-time  walks  through  Magnolia,   sometimes  even  in  the  rain,   when  I  would  do  all  of  my  thinking  about  cases  I  was  working  on  in  my  law  practice.

Around  11:30  p.m.  on  one  heavily   overcast,  drizzly  night,  after  the  Cumberland  Farms  store  on  Evesham  Road,  at  the  railroad  tracks,  became  One  Stop  Shop,  I  was  walking   north  up  the  sidewalk   on  the  residence  side  of  Southeast  Atlantic  Avenue,  from   Monroe  Avenue  toward  Evesham  Road.   I  happened  to  look  up  toward  One  Stop  Shop   and  I  saw  an  amazing  thing:    A  small  meteorite  making  a  "fshshshsh"  sound   and  leaving  a  tail  of  sparks  broke  through  the  rain  clouds   a  few  hundred  feet  up  and   hit  the  roof  of  One  Stop  Shop  with  a  loud  "pop."

Above,  a  daytime  portrayal  of  the  view  I  had
of  the  One  Stop  Shop  food  store
at  the  moment  the  meteorite  came  down  out  of  the  overcast,  rainy  night  sky
as  I  walked  north  up  SE  Atlantic  Avenue
from  Monroe  Avenue  toward  Evesham  Road.
The  dotted  line  traces  the  path  of  the  meteorite  seen  by  me.


The  next  day,  I  told  the  guy  at  the  cash  register   in  One  Stop  Shop  that  though  the  meteorite  probably  bounced-off  into  someone's  yard,    there  was  a  chance  that  it  was  still  up  there,  on  their  roof.   I  think  that  he  thought  that  I  was  crazy.

Who  knows  --  it  might  still  be  up  there,  right?

That  was  not  my  only  contact  with   meteorites  in  Magnolia.

Our  kids  attended  grade  school  at  Our  Lady  of  Grace  on  the  White  Horse  Pike  in  Somerdale.   For  his  school  science  fair  project,  I  taught  one  of  our  boys  how  to  wrap   a  powerful  bar  magnet  from  Edmund  Scientific  in  a  plastic  bag   and  then  press  it  into  the  dry  dirt  in  our  garden  to  collect  tiny  magnetic  particles   and  then  deposit  the  particles   onto  a  paper  plate.   I  showed  him  how  the  tiniest  magnetic  particles  would  actually  roll   on  the   paper  plate  like  little  marbles,  and  how  these  same  particles,  when  viewed  under  a  microscope,     turned  out  to  be  relatively  perfect  little  spheres.  

A  micrometeorite  made  of  magnetic  iron  or  nickel   molecules  
condensing  together  in  the  upper  atmosphere  
after  a  meteor  captured  by  Earth's  gravity   smashed  into  the  atmosphere,  melted,  vaporized,   and  cooled  so  that  the  metallic  elements  in  the  gas  coalesced  together  
into  the  tiny  ball  shapes  which  we  were  looking  at  under  a  microscope.
Anyone  can  collect  these  from  their  garden  with  a  magnet.

This  is  because  they  were   micrometeorites  made  of  iron  or  nickel   molecules  condensing  together  in  the  upper  atmosphere  after  a  meteor  captured  by  Earth's  gravity   smashed  into  the  atmosphere,  melted,  vaporized,   and  cooled  so  that  the  metallic  elements  in  the  gas  coalesced  together  into  the  tiny  ball  shapes  which  we  were  looking  at.

That  son  collected   a  small  vial  full  of  micrometeorites  with  his  magnet,    and  bolted  it  to  his  explanatory  display  for  the  science  fair.

The  most  interesting  "encounter"  with  a  meteorite  in  the  history  of  Magnolia  may  have  occurred  at  our  home  in  February,  1983.

On  February  10,   1983,  I  was  working  in  my  law  office   in  Medford,  New  Jersey.  My  wife  was  in  Philadelphia,  investigating  one  of  her  parolees  in  her  work  as  a  New  Jersey  State  Parole  Officer.

Some  time  shortly  after  noon,  my  law  office  telephone  rang,  and   I  picked-up.

"Hi,  Pete,"  a  female  voice  said  on  the  other  end.  "This  is  Renee  Albright,  your  next  door  neighbor  on  Warwick  Road.  I  hate  to  tell  you  this,  but  your  house  is  on  fire."

I  laughed  and  said,  "Come  on,  Renee. Why  are  you  really  calling?"

"Pete,"  she  insisted,  "No  joke!   Your  house  is  on  fire!"

I  said,  "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT???!!!"   and  I  slammed  down  the  telephone  and  ran  out  of  my  office  and  sped  home  in  my  car.

My  wife  was  in  her  car  on  the  Walt  Whitman  Bridge  on  her  way  back  to  the  District  7   Parole  Office.  She  was  listening  to  KYW  Radio  when  she  heard  a  report  about  a  house   on  fire  "on  Warwick  Road  near  Jackson  Avenue   in  Magnolia."   She  made  a  bee  line  for  Magnolia,  and  arrived  there  before  I  did,  and,  lo  and  behold,  it  was  our  house.

I  drove  up  seconds  later,  just  as  the  firemen  were  making  their  entry  into  the  Jackson-Avenue-side  door.  Inevitably,  the  event   oxygenated  the  smoldering  fire  inside,  making  it  explode,  squeezing  heavy  dark  smoke  out  of  all  upstairs  windows,  like  brown  toothpaste,  just  as  our  neighbor  Renee  Albright  was  snapping  her  next  picture.   Our  cat  Inky  bolted  out  the  Jackson  Avenue  door   at  the  same  moment.

After  the  firemen  extinguished  the  blaze,    I  entered  the  house  with  the  Fire  Marshall.  Except  for  some  sections  of  the  roof,  third  floor  ceiling,   and  third  floor  floor,    the  third  floor  was  a  total  burn-out.    The  second  floor  was  burned-out  from  half-way  up  the  walls  to  the  ceilings.     The  rest  of  the  house  was  heavily  smoke  damaged.

The  Fire  Marshall   found  the  "hot  spot"  --  the  probable  point  of  fire  ignition   --   in  Rise`'s  sewing  room  on  the  second  floor,  where  fire  cut  a  deep  hole  in  the  wood  floor  there,  near  an  outlet.

The  Fire  Marshall  saw  a  charred  ironing  board  laying  on  its  side,  and  a  burned-up  iron    lying  in  the  "hot  spot"  hole,    and  wrote  in  his   report  that  a  hot  iron  tumbling  off  the  ironing  board  had  started  the  fire.

I  said,  "How  could  it  have  been   the   iron?     The  only  un-burnt  spot  on  the  top  of  the  ironing  board   is  shaped  like  an  iron.  Clearly,  the  iron  was  face-down  on  the  ironing  board,  but  it  PROTECTED   the  ironing  board  where  it  was  face-down  because  it  was  COLD!  One  of  the  firemen  probably  accidentally  knocked  the  iron  into  the  hot  spot  hole."

"Well,  what's  your  theory?"  he  asked.

"Two  alternatives,"  I  answered.

"First,   my  wife  did  her  sewing  in  this  room.    She's  a  water  drinker.    She  often  kept  a  cup  of  water  on  the  table  here  that  had  her  sewing  machine.    The  foot  pedal  for  the  sewing  machine  was  under  the  right  edge  of  the  table.  It  was  plugged-into  the  outlet  over  there,  where  the  hot  spot  is.  Our  cat  Inky  liked  to  jump-up  on  tables   and  look  out  the  windows  at  the  cars  passing  by.  If  Inky  jumped-up  on  this  table  and  knocked  over  my  wife's  water  and  the  water  landed  on  her  sewing  machine's  foot  pedal,  it  might  have  shorted-out  the  foot  pedal,  causing  it  to  draw   maximum  voltage   from  the   plug  at  the  wall.  If  the  breaker  for  that  line   in  the  basement  didn't  pop  open  because  of  corrosion,    the  wire  in  the  wall  might  have  overheated  and  started  the  fire.

"Second,    I  just  noticed  something."  I  squatted  in  front  of  the  hot  spot  on  the  floor.  "If  you  look  up  from  the  hot  spot  on  the  floor,  you'll  notice   that  it  lines  up  with  a  series  of  holes  through  the   ceiling  of  this  room,  through  the  third  floor  floor,  through  the  third  floor  ceiling,  and  through  the  roof.


How  the  holes  through  the  roof  to  the  hot  spot
were  seen  to  be  lined-up  after  our  house  fire  in  February,  1983.
If  a  meteorite  did  indeed  cause  the  fire,
it  punched  a  hole  in  the  roof,  at  1,
cut  through  the  third  floor  ceiling,   at  2,
punched  through  the  third  floor  floor,  at  3,
cut  through  the  second  floor  ceiling,  at  4,
and  slammed  into  the  hot  spot,  at  5,  setting  it  on  fire.

"It's  as  though  something  came  shooting  out  of  the  sky  and  started  the  fire  right  here,  where  the  hot  spot  is.

"A  red-hot  meteorite?"   I  concluded  with   a  question  mark  in  my  voice.

The  Fire  Marshall  burst  out  laughing  and  said,  "Sorry.  'Hot  iron  tumbling  off  the  ironing  board'   stays.   Your   ideas  are  wild  exercises  of  the  imagination!"


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