Friday, November 13, 2015

"FREE MONEY !!! FREE MONEY !!!"

I  always  looked  forward  to  the  Science  Fairs  announced  by  Our  Lady  of  Grace  Grade  School   for  our  kids.  The  school's  guidelines  had  the  kids  performing  such  interesting,  high-quality  science  projects  for  the  enjoyment  of  the  public  at  the  Science  Fairs.



THE  BATTERY  TEST

My  all-time  favorite  experiment  was  by  a  kid  who  compared  the  per  minute  cost  of  Brand  X   batteries  --  the  un-advertized  cheapest  batteries  on  the  shelf  in  local  stores  --  


... to  the  per  minute  cost  of  heavily-marketed   batteries  like  the  one  which  made  made  the  Energizer  battery  go  on  and  on  and  on  and  on ...



... and  Duracell,  with  "endurance"    built-into  their  name ...


The  experiment  used  three  identical  flashlights  to  compare  how  long  each  variety  of  battery  kept  the  flashlight  burning,  and  then  divided  that  time  by  the  cost  of  flashlight's  battery.

Batteries  were  carefully  tested  before  use  to  insure  that  they  were  fully-charged.    Flashlights  were  rotated  through  battery  types  to  make  sure  that  the  wiring  or  light  bulb  in  each  flashlight  did  not  impact  results.

In  the  kid's  dramatic  results,    Energizer  and  Duracell's   batteries  would  consistently  burn,  say,  20%  to  30%  longer  than  "Brand  X,"    and  so  they  won  the  endurance  race,   but  "Brand  X"  batteries  won  the  per-minute  cost  test  by  a  mile.     The  difference  was  shocking.     The  kid's  conclusion  was  that  one  has  to  be  stupid  to  buy   the  heavily-advertised  brands. 

 "Get  Brand  X  instead!"

Three  experiments  by  our  boys  were  as  follows.



THE  BAROMETRIC  PRESSURE  TEST

In  one  case,   I  helped  one  of  our  sons   build  a  home-made   barometer  out  of  junk,  and  then  he  had  to  get  up  every  morning   one  half  hour  before  sunrise  (to  eliminate  the  effect  of  solar  heating)   and  record  ambient  barometric  pressure  and  temperature   and  compare  these  to  the   day's  weather.

The  results  were  wonderfully  consistent.



THE  CLAIRVOYANCE  TEST

One  of  our  sons  tested  the  ability  of  test  subjects  to  predict  the  roll  of  dice.   I  helped  that  particular  son  construct   a  long,  narrow  wooden  chute  with  heavily-textured  carpet  on  the  floor   to  force  the  dice   to  roll,  so  that  the  fashion  in  which  the  participant  threw  the  dice  could  not  possibly  influence  the  results. 

Actually,  a  photo  of  a  sluice  box
which  resembles  the  simple  wooden
"dice  randomizer  chute"  without
the  carpet

To  minimize  the  element  of  coincidental correctness,   each  subject  had  to  do  200  dice  rolls,  while  the  child  doing  the  testing   measured  rights  and  wrongs.   

Just  in  case   the  person's  guess  somehow  "weighted"  dice  of  the  side  of  the  number  guessed-at,  so  that  the  number  guessed-at  was  appearing  on  the  down-side  of  the  dice  thrown,    the  down-side  result  was  also  recorded.

The  results  were  intriguing.  Out  of  about  2  dozen  individuals  tested,    the  results   varied   remarkably,  despite  hundreds  of  dice  throws.

In  other  words,  some  people  seemed  substantially  more  likely  than  others  to  guess  the  upcoming  dice  roll.



THE  SUSPICION  TEST


For  another  science  fair,  with  the  permission  of  Mall  administrators  one  of  our  other  sons   went  to  the  Echelon  Mall  with  about  $50  in  nickels   and  had  a  classmate  try  to  give  a  nickel,  with  the  words  "Free  money!,"   without  further  explanation,   to  Mall  customers ...


... and  then  carefully  recorded   which  group  was  most  prone  to  accepting  free  money  from  a  stranger,  according  to  age  and  gender  of  the  proposed  recipient.   

The  decision  was  made   to  keep  the  age   categories  pretty  broad,  and  then  guess  which  age  group   the  targeted  recipient  belonged  to,   to  eliminate  the  need  to  actually  ask  the  person  their  age,   otherwise   the  study  would  be  limiting  itself  to  measuring  the  suspicion  of  just  talkers,  and  not  include   the  suspicion   level  of  the  shy  non-talkers.  

I.e.,  if  they  didn't  record  the  willingness  of  the  silent  to  accept  money,  they'd  be  excluding  the  results  of  those  whose  suspicion  prevented  them  from  talking,  defeating  the  purpose  of  the  test.

The  results  of  that  test   were  displayed  in  an  explanatory  booth  at  the  Science  Fair.

So,  if  you  went  into  the  Echelon  Mall  years  ago  and  some  nutty  little  kid  was  offering  you  "Free  money!,"  that  is  what  was  going  on!

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