Friday, October 2, 2015

CATS AND RATS

When  Rise`  and  I  first  moved  to  Magnolia  in  March,  1982,  we  occasionally  saw  rats  and  field  mice  scurrying  hither  and  yon   across  lawns  and  streets.    However,   we  also  saw  people's  cats   carrying   dead   rats  and  field  mice   in  their  mouths  just  as  frequently.



In  other  words,  we  saw  balance.   Nature  taking  care  of  things.  So,  outdoor  rats  and  mice  were  fine  with  us,  so  long  as  cats  were  allowed  to  roam  at  large.

We  brought  a  young  cat  with  us  when  we  moved  to  Magnolia  from  Turnersville  --  Inky. 

 Inky   had  adopted   us  in  Turnersville  --  we  had  not  adopted  her.    She  had  always  been   semi-wild,  living   half  "on  the  street,"  half  in-doors.   As  a  consequence,  she  was   extremely  street-wise  and  tough,  but  she  also  loved  human  beings  --  she  never   bit  or  scratched  a  human,  ever.  She  loved  me  like  crazy.   We  were  constantly  harassing  each  other   to  entertain  each  other.   I'd  be  studying  a  map  on  the  floor.  Inky  would  see  this,  sneak  up,  and  DIVE  with  lightning  speed  UNDER  the  map,  scaring  the  pee  out  me.   I  would  then   grab  her  THROUGH  the  map,    and  Inky  would  wrestle   back. 

If  Inky  heard  Rise`  coming  into  the  room,  however,  she  would  jump  up  onto  all  fours,    and  walk  off  with  dignity,  tail   high  in  the  air.

Inky  was  an  amazing  hunter.    She  killed  thousands  of  rats  and  mice  in  her   life  --  and  also  many  mocking  birds,   squirrels,   and  rabbits,  to  tell  the  truth.

Frequently,    new  laws  are  adopted  at  the  municipal  level   because  it  becomes  "fashionable"   to  do  so.   Though  I  was  off  Council  in  Magnolia  when  so-called  "cat  leash  laws"  became  fashionable,  I  was  the  Republican  Municipal  Chair  when  Magnolia's  "cat  leash  law"  came  up  for  a  vote  in  the  Summer  of  1990.    I  opposed  the  proposed  ordinance,  making  fun  of  it  by  calling  it   "the  wild  mouse  and  rat  multiplication  law."  I  also  predicted  that  the  increased  mouse  and  rat  population  would  increase   mouse  and  rat  droppings  inside  walls,  causing   roach  infestations  to  explode.   Complaints  about  "that  strong  pee  smell  cats  leave  behind  in  the  garden"  carried  the  day,  however.  The  law  passed  in  September,  1990.

In  town  after  town  in  Camden  County,  the  "cat  leash  laws"  "worked,"  exactly  as  expected.  "That  strong  pee  smell"   outside  was  less  frequently  encountered,  but  we  also  began  to  see  wild  mice  and  rats  --  really  BIG  rats,  who  now  had  plenty  of  time  to  grow  up,  unaccosted  by  neighborhood  cats  --  scurrying  everywhere.



Their  population  exploded  in  the  towns  adopting  the  new  "cat  leash  law."   "We ... we ... we  j-j-j-just  c-c-c-can't   explain  it,"  political  leaders  across  the  county  griped.

http://articles.philly.com/1993-06-18/news/25972757_1_rats-exterminators-rodents

Our  family  didn't  have  the  heart  to  obey  the  law  when  it  came  to  Inky,  to  be  perfectly  honest.  A  leash  would  have  killed  her,  after  a  life  of  freedom.  So,  always  making  sure  that  Inky  had  her  shots,  we  left  Inky  free  until  she  died.   She  brought  home  some  really  gargantuan  dead  rats,  during  her  final  years.

I  asked  the  County  rodent  control   program  representative  what  he  used  for  rats,  when  I  saw  him  in  Somerdale,  once.  "Oh,"   he  said,  "We  can't  leave  out  traps.   So,  we  POISON  them."

I  asked,  "Do  you  know  what  the  problem  with  the  rodent  poisons  is?"

"No,"  he  responded,  "What?"

"The  rats  and  mice  eat  the  poison,"  I  responded,   "crawl  into  their  homes  in  the  walls  of  people's  residences,  and  die,   and  people  wonder  why  their  homes  suddenly  have  a  cadaver  smell  they  can't  get  rid  of.  And  the  roaches  in  the  walls  suddenly  have  rat  and  mouse  cadavers  to  eat,  along  with   rodent  droppings."



So,  the  main  achievement  of  the  "cat  leash  laws"  in  Camden  County  was  to   cause  the  mouse  and  rat  and  roach  populations  to  explode,  while   it  replaced  "that  strong  pee  smell"    in  people's  gardens  with  a  strong  cadaver  smell   in  their  walls !

One  of  these  days,  the  "cat  leash  laws"  are  going  to  un-leash   a  problem  of  a  totally  different  sort   in   Camden  County:  As  global  warming  causes  mouse  and  rat  populations,  unhindered  by  roaming  cats,  to  explode  even  more,  so  that  more  and  more  the  walls  of  people's  homes  become  filled  with   mouse  and  rat  droppings,  finally  someone  from  the  American  Southwest  is  going  to  bring  hantavirus -- an  ebola-like  hemorrhagic   disease  --  with  him,  and  it's  going  to  explode  here,  as  the  mice  and  rats  in  our  walls  become  carriers,  and  many  will  die.  


Hantavirus  hemorrhagic  rash  turning
skin  and  eyes  red

And  our  politicians,  who  will  have  caused  the  problem,  will  wring  their  hands  and  say,  "Who  knew?"

In  the  early  Middle  Ages,    cats  were  regarded  as  evil  --  frequently  as  receptacles  for  the  Devil,  probably  because  male  cats  gathering  around  female  cats  in  heat   behave  downright  spooky.  (I've  seen   a  group  of  about  8  males  gathered  in  a  circle,  serenading  Inky,  before  we  had  her  spaded.   I  saw  one  big  tomcat  standing  tall  on  his  hind  legs,  looking  at  me  with  wild  eyes,   meowing  in  a  way  that  almost  sounded  like  talk,    probably  to  scare  me  away  from  a  female  in  heat  in  the  house  nearby.)

However,  later  in  the  Middle  Ages,  when  it  dawned  on  the  people  in  Europe   that  cats  allowed  to  roam  free  wiped  out   rat  populations,  which  in  turn  wiped  out  the  spread  of  Plague,   cats  became  the  heroes  of  European  society,    and  they  even  began  to  appear  in  stained  glass  windows   in  Europe's  cathedrals !



We  really  need  to  learn  from  our  European  ancestors,  on  this  issue. 

Get  rid  of  the  "cat  leash  laws"  now,  now,  now.

Or  don't  be  surprised  when  Magnolia  is  quarantined  due  to  an  outbreak  of  hantavirus  someday.


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